Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

TONY CURTIS STARS IN A COMEDY THAT MAKES M*A*S*H LOOK TAME! COMBINE A WARRANT OFFICER (BRIAN KEITH), TWO SERGEANTS (TONY CURTIS) AND (IVAN DIXON) WITH A BIGOTED TOWN LEADER (TOM EWELL), A FAT, SOUR SHERIFF (ERNEST BORGNINE) AND A LUSCIOUS RAMONA (SUZANNE PLESHETTE), AND YOU END UP WITH AN HILARIOUS COMEDY WITH UNTOLD DISASTERS. SERIOUS EFFORTS ARE BEING MADE TO PROMOTE COMMUNITY RELATIONS BETWEEN AN ARMY BASE AND A NEARBY TOWN. HOWEVER, THE END RESULTS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THE START OF THE THIRD WORLD WAR. ALL IN ALL, YOU'LL ACHE WITH LAUGHTER AT THE WILD ANTICS - ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FILMS YOU'LL EVER SEE.