Microwave Massacre

"Done to a turn" - Chefs Weekly. Woe is Donald. Ridicule on the job for the roly-poly construction worker. Henpecked at home. And now his wife May, has heeded the culinary muse and is cooking outlandish dishes in an outsized microwave oven. He grows angrier by the meal and finally, home drunk one night, goes berserk and viciously attacks May. He searches for her the next morning and finally discovers her battered body inside the oven. His grief is brief. He turns on the oven before leaving for work and that night carves her broiled remains for storage. In search of a midnight snack, he inadvertantly [sic] bites into a piece of May's remains. Finding it quite tasty, he decides the way to a perfect crime is through his stomach. He soon discovers exciting side-effects of his new diet his long-dormant sexual urges return, and beautiful, promiscuous women begin to vanish! Donald and his microwave are off on an uproarious and bizarre love feast that satisfies all his hungers and is MICROWAVE MASSACRE's recipe for shocking, lip-smacking comedy.