Hollywood Air Force

If Hollywood were invaded who would be around to defend the glitz and glamour of the movie capital of the world - a misbegotten battalion of undisciplined misfits, deadbeats, jerkoffs and screw-ups - that's who! Comprised of all the dross that Tinsel Town can muster - bit part actors, stuntmen, scene shifters and choreographers, the Hollywood Air Force is a force not to be reckoned with. But they are having a ball - and dodging the draft as well - until the fateful day when the threat of ACTIVE DUTY rears its ugly head. Unless they pass a full inspection in front of the Russian Ambassador they will be shipped out to the middle of nowhere. Mobilising into "The Mousefarts" - a force short on military expertise but humming with razzamatazz they will use anything to avoid the draft - sex... blackmail... drugged drinks... lies... extortion... grand larceny - and that's only the beginning.